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The Big T Lays The Hard Line on Abortion

Dear viewers (especially women that have carried my babies),

It has come to my attention that allot of you happen to be stupid skanks that don’t want to take responsibility for having my babies. This news much angers The Big T. A recent look at the vast reduction in my current child support payments as well as a market analysis of future child support payments suggests that me, The Big T esquire will be paying $56,541.76 less in child support payments this coming fiscal year 2010. Being the Alpha Male that I am it is in my best interest to spread my seed as much as possible so that the world is made a better place. Just think of how much better a world we would have if 51% or more of the population was a descendent of The Big T? Need I say more? Cept I just did (see below)

And so, when we are faced with a dire situation, the ultimate question becomes: Should women really be given a choice? And the answer is, no they should not. Take the fine country of El Salvador for instance. There abortion is illegal with a possible 30-year prison sentence attached. Now that’s a country! It’s clear that The United States could learn a thing or two from them. While we are indeed the richest country, clearly we are not as smart as El Salvador and their progressive political system. In addition, giving women rights has accounted for a considerable reduction in female trafficking. Now tell me, hows The Big T spose to bust a load on some slump buster when there are none!

I also wanted to point out some other reasons why abortion is bad. Having an abortion can also have adverse affects to one’s health and can result in:

  • Blocked fallopian tubes
  • Weakened cervix
  • uterine scarring
  • damage to the woman’s reproductive system which may make her unable to conceive in the future

Thats bad! This results in even less chance of you ladies having my baby a second time around (because everyone knows that the ladies can never sleep with The Big T just once)

Also, if you happen to be one of the bitches with my child please note that I am a very rich man so don’t feel guilty about keeping the baby because I can easily afford paying you out the minnimal child support amount per month. So the next time you think of not having The Big T’s baby, think again! As Dog The Bounty Hunter once said “You gotta go with Christ Bro”

P.S. If you are considering joining the side of god and rigeousness then you should check out this webpage loaded with inspiring anti-abortion activists! http://armyofgod.com/POClist.html

-T Out!

Me in Washington with Fellow Brothers protesting Against Women's Rights

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