The Big T: The Count
Countin’ Dem Hoes
Halloween is one of The Big T’s favorite holidays. Not only are the bitches bumpin but as every PIMP knows, a well disguised costume can prevent any sexual harassment lawsuits by as much as 50%! With The Big T’s enormous member pulsating under that cape its anyone’s game… One can only guess what tricks are up his sleeve. Roofies, dog saliva, and maybe a little semen perhaps? This ain’t no science fiction ladies. That lightsaber is to scale!
I see you like em sweet and sugary…mmmmmm. Like insects, bitches can’t resist a shiny blue light.